What rugby union position would I fit in?

Well, folks, it's time to tackle (pun intended) the burning question - which rugby union position would I fit into? Now, considering my penchant for running aimlessly, you might think I'd be a great fit as a winger, but given my lack of speed, I'd probably be overtaken by a snail! Perhaps the position of a prop would suit me better, but then again, my spaghetti-like arms might be a bit of a hindrance in the scrum. So, after much deliberation, I think I'm going to settle for the position of a spectator. It's a tough job, but someone's got to cheer on the team, right?

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